Product Review

Ass Wipes
Cleans Dirty Asses!
A filthy ass is both uncomfortable and unsightly, and nobody wants any part of that business. People talk. Don't set your ass up for unfair judgment and ridicule, grab a pack of Ass Wipes, and get to work!
Ass Wipes antibacterial wipes are your first defense against dirty ass germs. Even the most stubborn case of cooties is no match for a good, thorough ass-wipin'!
Do You Know An Asswipe?
Have you been dealing with a genuine asswipe? Coworker? Friend? Relative? They may smell like roses, but we all know they're all asswipes. When their attitude reeks, pass them a pack of Ass Wipes and suggest they clean up their act.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY. DON'T USE IN SENSITIVE AREAS. OUCH!