Product Review
Discover the Secret to Trump's Infamous Mane!
All of America's problems can be summed up in two words: fake news. Big media outlets like to claim Donald Trump's hair is just a toupee. Guess what? They're liars and losers! We have proof that his beautiful hair is real, lush and delicious.
Get your own lock of presidential hair with Donald Trump's Cotton Candy Comb Over! Sheared from the commander-in-chief himself, our confection will transform you into a real estate mogul and reality TV star. Simply place the coif on top of your head and you're instantly as qualified as he is to run a country! Please note: this product will not work for Crooked Hilary.
The most surprising part? Trump's hair is incredibly tasty! Pre-packaged and orange flavored, it arrives fresh and ready to eat. Whether you're a republican or a democrat, the 1oz bag is all you need to recharge after 2016's crazy election. Both sides of the political spectrum will appreciate this innocent gag, making it a fun gift for friends, family and co-workers.
Why trust Cotton Candy Comb Over? It's handmade here in the USA (and not by Little Marco's hands, either)! You can rest assured knowing it's kosher, gluten free and that it contains only high quality ingredients.
Why Choose Our Cotton Candy?
- Sheared fresh from Donald Trump's scalp
- Delicious orange flavor
- Unique, funny gag gift
- Pre-packaged for convenience
- Made in the USA
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