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Don't Be a Stiff, Express Yourself!
Quit hiding away your feelings. If someone is pricking your emotions, give them a piece of your mind. Don't just shrink away from the problem prematurely. Grasp it firmly and do what you gotta do to reach a climax of justice. Also, consider giving them a D**K card.
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