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Penthouse March 2010 Magazine UPC: 0778848203 | ISSN: 0090-2020 Volume 41 Issue # 7 TABLE OF CONTENTS PICTORIALS 34 Her Cups Runneth Over Pet of the Year Runner-Up Veronica Ricci 64 Bathing Beauty Pet of the Month Jelena Jensen 88 Built for Speed Natalia Forrest 106 Who's the Boss? Sadie & Tiffany 124 Power Play Jade Vixen FULL FRONTAL 11 Revealing Entertainment 12 Flicks Hot Tub Time Machine and film concepts so bad, they're great. 14 DVDs The biggest Clint Eastwood box set yet. 16 Sounds Alkaline Trio's Matt Skiba, plus reviews. 18 Joystick BioShock2. 20 Reads Lash life: memoir of a dominatrix. LIFE ON TOP 23 Driving Force Ford's F-150 Raptor SVT. 26 Freewheelin' Triumph's re-created Thunderbird. 28 Scoundrel Is her lack of rack a reason to cheat? 30 Live & Learn Playing the Age Card: a new way to avoid shit that annoys you. 32 The Pour House A. J. Rathbun's new tippling tome. FEATURES 46 Mining the Madnes Our compact guide to the NCAA's annual hard-court hysteria. By John Bolster 50 Hookers for Jesus Bringing salvation to the heart of Las Vegas. By Harmon Leon 52 Austin Power House The surprising new owner of the world's most famous brothel. By Craig Modderno 58 Big League Internet funnyman Jon Lajoie leaps to TV. By Peter Schrager 60 Hold on Tight, Cowboys Broncs, benders, and babes at Calgary's legendary stampede. By Jonah Keri 82 Sex, Drugs, and Rock'n' Roll Our favorite tales of backstage antics. By Kara Wahlgren 86 Working Stiff Why you should make passes at girls who wear glasses. As told to Ronnie Koenig 98 The World's Most Idiotic Sports Fun to read about, disastrous to attempt. By Adam Russ and Andrew Davies 116 Double Exposure Tips for successful cougar cruising and better anal sex. By Martin Downs, MPH., and. Victoria Zdrok, Ph.D. DEPARTMENTS 4 Forum 79 Peep Show 80 Pet Projects 104 X-Rated Video 120 Illustrated Forum 142 Parting Shot: Homage