The 101 Rules You Need to Know

*but no one has ever told you

You already have a million writing books. You know the principles, the lectures, the "expert" techniques. And you've discovered that sometimes tried-and-true just equals tired.

In Robert's Rules of Writing, successful author Robert Masello stomps out status quo writing advice and delivers 101 uninhibited techniques to improve your writing that include:

• Burn your journal (See rule 1)
• Strip down to your briefs (See rule 38)
• Spend time gossiping (See rule 61)
• Buy the smoking jacket (See rule 56)
• Skip the Starbucks (See rule 7)
• De-claim! De-claim! (See rule 63)

Whether you're a fiction writer, freelancer, memoirist, or screenwriter, Robert's Rules of Writing gives you the unorthodox advice to transform your writing life and get published!